It's Hetty Time

Location: Minnesota Zoo
Time: Late afternoon
Date: Unknown

"Welcome to the Minnesota Zoo everyone. We hope you enjoy seeing our exotic animals and our rainforest exhibit. I’d also like to bring to your attention our very new attraction. We’re the only zoo in the world with these up for display. Sitting in our zoo in the monkey house, are actual Extra-terrestrial beings! Go see ‘em now cause they won’t last long. They’ll probably die in the next week or so, so quickly call your friends and family to come see our amazing Aliens!!"
"Boss, I can’t move. What’s wong wi me?"
"I’m sorry to here that you can’t move slave, As for why you can’t move, here the answer. After we were captured, the humans injected us with some sort of liquid to put us to sleep. However, little did they know that we are somewhat immune to that substance. Tranquilizer I think it was called. Anyway, the substance only paralyzed us. Luckily, we are still able to communicate through telepathic communication. Unique to plutopians."
‘What are all tho people star’in at us?"
"Those people, are spectators. They have come from around the planet earth to watch us and examine us. Be glad they can’t come any closer."
"What are we supposed to do?"
"Nothing, just lay there motionless until I tell you to do something else."
"Okay"
Location: Minnesota Zoo
Time: Night
Date: Unknown
"Hey boss, I can move again!!" A small Plutopian started to stand up
"Stay still fool! They’ve got cameras watching!"
"Oh, I’m sorry"
"You’d better me," growled the head Plutopian as he watched the security camera swivel towards him. Then, as quickly as it had turned toward them, it turned away.
‘Okay, come on guys, let’s ditch this joint" With that, the head Plutopian snapped his fingers and the security camera went dead. Using his razor sharp fingernails he clipped door lock and stepped out of the room.
"Come on guys, this way, coast is clear." All twenty alien life forms crept out of the quarantined room and into the dark of night.
"Bob. Bob, wake up!"
"Huh? What’s going on? Oh, bill, sorry didn’t see you. What’s up? Coffee maker broke?"
"Don’t be silly. Look, the security cameras have died." Bob looked at the screen. The spots that should’ve shown camera pictures were now blank.
"Hmmm"
"See? You think’n what I’m thinking?"
"Well.... Yeah I think so." The two zookeepers looked at each other and both, at the same time said,
"The aliens"
"ATTENTION ALL ZOOKEEPERS. ATTENTION ALL ZOOKEEPERS. ALIENS ESCAPING. ARM YOURSELVES AND GUARD ALL ENTRANCES. I REPEAT, ARM YOURSELVES WITH THE TRANQUILIZERS AND GUARD ALL ENTRANCES. I WANT THE LIFE FORMS BROUGHT BACK SAFE AND SOUND."
"Get moving guys, they’re com’in for us. Probably saw you moving around dodo!"
"I’m not dodo, I’m cookoo"
"Fine, whatever. Just get moving!"
"There they are! Stop them!!" In the distance an army of zookeepers and policemen armed with tranquilizer guns marched towards the group of plutopians.
"There’s the trade ship, guys. I think, if we’re lucky and fast, we’ll just make it aboard." The head Plutopian ran towards the ship and opened the door. The rest quickly followed. He sat down at he computer and looked through the eyeball checker machine.
"EYEBALLS TWITCHABLE. ACCESS GRANTED. PLEASE TYPE IN COMMAND." The head Plutopian looked both ways then typed in, ARM LASER FIRE.
"COMMAND OVERULED. ALGAE FUEL LOW."
"Hey, you there! Yeah you, I need you to come with me over to the fuel tank. Those lousy humans must’ve taken the algae. I’m going to switch the fuel tube over to the Plutopian body tank."
‘You’ve got dead plutopians on board?"
"Yeah, probably. We’ll throw those in the tank and use them for fuel. Come on, I need the Access Code."
‘Okay boss, whatever you say. This way" The two plutopians walked through the spacecraft until they came to a rather large transparent cylinder shaped container.
"Okay, Simply hop up and down twice, twitch your eyeballs, then say, Scipio Time. Got it?"
"Yup, oh, and one more thing, what happens if I have no Plutopian bodies to put in the container?"
"Then you don’t take off."
"Hmmm, well in that case, Why don’t you go in there." Said the Head Plutopian smiling.
"Good one!" The head Plutopian continued smiling then kicked the other creature into the container. There was a terrifying startled scream from the tank, then silence.
"Okay! We’re ready for lift off Guys!!" HE sat down at the head computer and typed in, ARM LASER FIRE.
‘LASER FIRE ARMED. LASERS ACTIVATED AND FIRING." There was the sound of screaming but the head Plutopian didn’t hesitate a second before typing in, LIFT OFF. SCAN PLUTOPIAN SHIPS" The engines burst to life and the ship rose into the air. A radar screen appeared on the wall. Reading the map carefully, the head Plutopian pinpointed the exact spots where the closest Plutopian machinery was located. It’s to bad plutopians have a very short memory of who they sell to.
" We’re in luck guys, there’s a Plutonian spaceship landed right in Egypt. Not far from here. Let’s set course for there. We can hook up with them and get back to Pluto. There’s another ship sitting still in Switzerland but, hay, Egypt’s closer. With that, the 17 plutopians that still lived took off through the air. Their ship showed up on almost every radar from The U.S. to Egypt. Did you know that plutopians don’t have any bones in their bodies? They have metal inside them instead. Bones, that’s the name of some play that my sister did once. It’s about this one stupid janitor dude who starts talking to talking bones. If I were him, I would’ve called the cops so the bones could be studied. I was thinking of selling papayas at the performance so the audience would have something to throw, but I decided against it. Dr. Rich, the principal of my sister’s school, wouldn’t be very happy. Dr. Rich is not super rich, but I did see him talking to Mr. Buck once.

Time: Morning
Date: Unknown
Location: Searching databases...

Zooming in...

Zooming in even more (As usual)...

"Okay guys, we’re setting up camp here. Purple suited man; get over here and listen. You are for now on in charge of keeping those boys secure. Bring them out here and tie them to a tree or something." Hetty paced the bare ground of Egypt. About a mile or two away lied the Pyramids of Giza. Now, in case you’re wondering what’s going on, I’ll tell you. As you know, Hetty’s ship unfortunately an out of fuel while trying to exit the earth’s atmosphere. Because of this event, Hetty and his group of plumbers are now crash-landed on Egypt.
"Got the boys boss! What do I do with them?"
"Idiot, I already told you, tie them to a tree or something. Make sure they don’t escape."
"Okay!" The man in the yellow Jacket dragged the 3 Boys across the ground over to one of the tents.
‘Ha, Ha, stupid kids, Listen here, I want you to stay in this tent. I can’t tie knots so I’m just going to zip the zipper. Stay put!!" The man sneered then walked back onto the Plutopian ship.
"Blogo! Buddy, how’s it going. You look worried." Hetty walked over to a plumber who lay on his stomach high in one of the few trees around.
"Aw Hetty, see, it’s like this. We’re gonna die."
‘Oh? Why do you say that?"
‘Well, see, aboard this ship, we have about 100 plumbers and 4 kids. Right?"
"Yeah"
"Okay, now that’s about one 586th of the amount the approaching army has."
"What approaching army?"
"Didn’t I tell ya, see over there on the horizon.... Fifty-eight thousand six hundred pyramid shapes are marching towards us this very moment." Hetty looked at the man, then down on his small little camp. Without moment’s hesitation, He killed Blogo.
"Hello everybody, this is Your boss Hetty. I’d just like to inform you that there is an approaching army of over 50,000 shape things appro---"
"Ahhhbajhsfj, Run! We’re gonna get killed! Run, Run, Run!!"
"NO! Men, I assure you if we just remain calm and proceed onto the ship we’ll be per----Hetty’s sentence was cut off by the sound of splitting wood. He started to fall to the ground as the tree he stood on split in half. As he got over the surprise, the sounds of footsteps were heard. Then screams.
"Come on people onto the ship. Come on, single file. What!? Yes, leave the tents and the supplies, there’s no time at all." Hetty watched as every one of his plumbers boarded the ship. The tall man then slammed a huge iron door shut and shut the lock.
‘Okay, they’ll never be able to break through that. You, over there, Got that extra algae I gave you?"
"Yup"
"Good, come on, I need those lasers up and running on the doub----" The sound of cracking metal filled the air and the iron door clattered to the ground.
‘They’re in!! Run! We’re gonna die!"
‘Quiet men, into the Control roo—"
"GHODSGHDSHG! I’m getting killed alive!" (Does that make sense? Getting killed alive? I don’t think it’s possible.)
"Oh well, we lost one man, is doesn’t matter, just get into the control room." Screamed Hetty. All the plumbers left live scrambled into the small room with computers. As they all took a seat, Hetty shut the door and locked it.
"Okay let’s see here, lock 1, locked. Lock 2, Lock 3, Lock 4, Lock 5, Lock 6, Lock 7, Lock 8, Lock 9, Lock 10, all locked! We’re pretty much safe guys. Let’s just get those lasers up and running." He said as he sat down at the computer. The tall man took a walkie-talkie out of his jacket and spoke into the speaker.
"Hello? This is Hetty, are you there?.......you are, good. Have you got the fuel installed?.......You did? Well, where are you now?.......at a peach farm? You mean the one under the ship. That’s an apple farm, not a peach farm....... You’re not at a peach farm. What!?........You’re at Disney world? Why?.......You quit! You can----" The man on the other line hung up.
"Jeez!" Hetty swirled his chair around and lied his hands down onto the keyboard. START UP COMPUTERS, he typed in.
"Computers booting up. Progressing...25%...50%...75%.....100%! Computers running!" Hetty rubbed his chin then looked out the window as green lasers filled the sky. There were cries of distress rising form the sea of Pyramids, then it was silent. Hetty once again looked out the window to see the pyramid army running on their little short legs into towards a group of pyramids a couple miles away.
"Whew! We made it guys. So, Mr. Purple suited man," The tall man paused for a moment then finished his sentence, "what’d you do with the boys?"


"Ahhh! Jake, those there shapes are scary things. Good thing I read that book about ostriches. Those stupid pyramids didn’t have the slightest clue we was underground!"
"Come on Cody, we’re getting out of here."
‘How, you got a motor bike?"
"NO, but I’ve got a motorcycle. Look, see, I have this pen pal cousin guy I write to every now and then. He’s around 30 years old and likes to take showers a lot. In one letter he said that he usually takes 3 hours I the shower on average. Sometimes even more! His name is moose by the way. Anyway, it just so happens he lives here in Egypt. In one of his letters he wrote that he keeps his motorcycle just a couple miles away room a group of pyramids, and there it is!" Jake pointed to a turquoise motorcycle propped against a rock over by the Plutopian ship
"Well the let’s get rolling Jake!" Cody called as the two boys jumped on to the motorcycle and sped on towards Cairo. Now, as you probably recall, there were 3 boys in the tent. Cody, Jake, and Miguel. Where, while Jake and ride through the desert on wheels, Miguel is completely hidden in the fuel tank of the Plutopian spacecraft.

"Uhh...err...well, I left them in a tent. Yeah.... a tent"
"Oh, and where may I ask is that tent now?" Asked Hetty. Hetty and his crew were once again outside on the ground of Africa. The purple suited man looked around the desolate area. The camp was now destroyed. No tents were sitting in the clearing anymore.
"Well...it was.... err....right here. Yeah, right here.... where we’re standing."
"Are you meaning to tell me that we are standing on the boys?"
‘NO! I mean, no, no. Hetty...umm....the boys are right now...well....probably deep within an Egyptian pyramid. IS that okay?"
"Mr. Purple guy, are you aware that those three boys are the key to my plan? That with out them my plan is nothing? That I will do ANYTHING to get them back? Are you aware of those things?"
"Yup"
"Well, then listen well because I’m going to tell you right now wheat we are going to do next. First, I want you to radio Amishland Inc. And order some Bazookas. Next, I want to you Radio the Yellow jacketed man and order him to bring in reinforcements. Got hat? Good, now, before you go, I need to show you something." Hetty took a huge gun out from behind him.
‘See this gun? In shoots tranquilizer darts. IT a bit different than other tranquilizer shooters because it works like a machine gun. You but this belt filled with darts around your shoulder and plug the end in here," Hetty pointed to spot on the gun, "Then you fire. The gun will shot 3 darts a second if you hold down the trigger. It is slower than a machine gun, for I don’t want you wasting darts. They’re expensive. Anyway, the reason we’re using this gun is because I don’t want to kill any of the pyramids. There are two reasons, one is that I’m afraid they’re explode like the Prisms. Second...I want the pyramids to work on my Cotton plantation located on the Planet mars. I’ve got plumbers there now preparing the land and releasing carbon dioxide into the air. If I’m correct, they’ve already loaded topsoil onto the planet. So get to work purple man. I’ll round up the plumbers." Hetty once again walked back into the ship and sat at the computer. He typed in, WITHDRAW JAKE CLONES. SECURITY CODE: IT"S HETTY TIME. LOCATION: EGYPT. UNDERGROUND TRAIN STATION: CAIRO. Hetty stroke enter, then closed his eyes and took a little nap.
"Mr. Yellow suited man, why are we heading towards the sun? Hetty told us to head for Pluto."
"Shut up plumber, for now on we’re gonna do stuff my way. IF Hetty gets mad, I’ll turn against him. However, I know for a fact that he won’t get mad."
"But---"
"No buts, keep heading for mercury." The man in the yellow Jacket sat down in the commander chair of the last airborne Plutopian spacecraft owned by Hetty. It was nice being boss for once. Being able to make all the decision and boss people around was the best.
"Boss, we’re orbiting Mercury."
"Good, good, now, get me onto the megomicrophone. I’ve got a fabulous speech I want to give to the Mercurites."
"You’re on the air"
‘Okay, great," HE whispered then said loudly into the little speaker thing,
"Attention Mercurites, We come in peace and tacos. If you like tacos trade! We’re landing on your planet and don’t want any sugar in our tea."
"Boss! Wait, I want sugar in my tea!" The yellow jacketed man glared at the plumber, then continued,
‘Yes, we do not want sugar except for one cup with sugar. We’re landing now" The short man signaled tot he driver and the spaceship started to slowly ever so slight descend towards the dry surface of the Planet Mercury. You remember that one story I told you about last story. (That sounds weird doesn’t it)When the kids are going to dress like gorillas to get steak for lunch. Well, I finished the book. IT turns out the kids’ principal is actually a thief who steals from old ladies. There’s also this lady in their neighborhood that has a bazooka in her closet. Weird huh? That book was a really weird book.

"Hey dudes! Right here before you is the one...The only...Second in command chief guy!! Oh yeah, oh yeah!! It’s not like...Flashback!!" The Yellow jacketed man stared at the short red colored man creature that danced before him. He didn’t say anything.
"Uhh, so, you like my little dance?"
"Well, Let’s just say it was...out of the ordinary."
"Super dude! Anyway, what you wanna trade. I’m willing to trade you anything and as much stuff as you want."
‘Yes, well, I have tacos to trade. Here’s what I need, I ne---"
"Whoa, Whoa, wait a minute, you say tacos?"‘Yes"‘We’re don’t trade tacos Mr. That’s a rule set by Mr. Graham number one king and commander. Tell you what, since tacos is all you have to trade, I’ll make you a deal. Give us that ship of yours and we’ll give you everything you’ll ever need to defend your planet. See, we need to collect all the different ships from every planet and we haven’t collected one from Pluto. Pluto for some reason refuses to trade with us because we are ruled by a boy from earth. He says rulers must be from their own planet. So fellow, is it a deal?"
"Sure"
‘Right this way then. Mr. Graham would normally give you this tour but, unfortunately, he’s not here at the moment. He’s down on planet earth doing some business with this one Egyptian guy. Anyway, this is what I plan to give you, 9 Mercurite ships, 5 cloning machines. They can make one clone every five minutes by the way. Make sure that you don’t damage any of the helium tanks in the back of the ships either. They’ll crash to the ground in seconds. They run on lemon heads just to let you know. I’ll give you 2 land rovers and 7 major Generators. You’ll need them because I plan to give you one of the rarest creatures in the Galaxy. In fact they only live here and on one other planet. (Secret Info) They’re bigger than a whale and stronger than an elephant. In fact, it takes about 9,968 volts of electricity to keep them secure in their cages. If they’re extremely mad however, they can still break free. I suggest you don’t anger them. I’ll have them locked tight on the ships. As for soldiers, well, I guess I can supply you with about 2000. They’ll be armed of course, and unfortunately they’ll be Mercurite. Anymore question you have will be answered in the instruction manual onboard the ship.
‘Thank you much Mr. We have to be leaving though. My boss will be wanting me back."
"No problem. Stop by someday. Make sure it’s a weekend though, I want you to meet our king. He’s very intelligent. I never knew there was any intelligent life on earth until he came along one day. Flying in a hunk of metal he way. You kn----"
"I’d love to hear about it, but as I said, we have to go. NOW!" half screamed the yellow suited man as he boarded one of his new Mercurite ships. Mercurites were trustworthier than plutopians, however they were a lot harder to deal with and could leave with a splitting headache. The man plopped down onto his captain’s chair and took a little nap. His pilot meanwhile headed the ship back towards earth. Egypt to be exact. Oh, isn’t it great! This is a perfect time to mention the dudes I once say at the Jewel Gas station! I was sitting in my car while my dad filled our tank. When next to us, pulled up a small convertible with four guys in it. The car stopped and one of the guys turned the radio up really loud. Then, all four people took out fake mustaches from their pockets and started dancing around. They were like.....Dananananan. Doesn’t that remind you of Danamals Yogurt that my sister always eats."
Jake hopped off the motor cycle and yawned.
‘Aww man, Cody, that was sure quite a ride. Didn’t know I knew how to drive a motor cycle. I probably took Drivers Ed in my sleep. So...Let me think...I was sleep learning."
"Jake, don’t be so hyper. Come on; let’s go into that Egyptian restaurant over there. I don’t feel so well. I think I got Motorcycle sick."
‘Okay, which one? Wanna go to Habibi Egyptian restaurant? By cousin told me it was the best."
‘You mean the shower one?"
‘Yup, did I mention he was long lost? Called me on the phone one day and introduced himself."
‘Whatever, let’s go. I think it’s the heat that’s making me sick." The two boys walked through the doors of the food place. Inside was like a jungle. See, the place was small but like, over a hundred people were crammed together eating some kind of fish.
"Err, Excuse me. How much is a meal and what is the Meal? Cod?"
"Fnga voureanv vnarenr nvreaofanvoean vnourevnourea vneo v renu eV nono VA n Bush vnoevn noghvena vnoiranovanl ljfvlskfn lskd fjkdl fjkdlksjfkjdk ksjdk SK!"
‘Sorry do you speak English?"
"Fhasdfj ahsdfkl asjkdfaolsdhflashdflsa fahnsdf aodfh!!!"
"Forget I ever said anything." Jake wiped the sweat then turned to Cody.
‘This is going to be a lot harder than I thought." Was all he said.
In the corner of the Habibi Egyptian restaurant stood a rather short skinny man wearing dark sunglasses. He was very skilled at woodworking and did not like it when kids decide not to tie their aprons around their waist while using a motorized saw. This man, was Mr. Williams.
"Come on Cody you go that way, I’ll go this way." Mr. Williams glanced around the busy restaurant. There were to boys talking to each other by the restaurant. They caught his eye because they were speaking English rather than Egyptian. That was unusual in this type of Restaurant. The one with the bigger brain looked familiar too.
Jake walked down the isle of the ---You know what, I’m going to, for now on call the Egyptian restaurant a shop because it really is a pain to have to type R-E-S-T-A- U-R-A-N-T so many times. I always spell it wrong. Okay? Good-----Shop. Everybody in sight looked Egyptian and the only thing he could hear was people talking Egyptian. It was rather annoying.
‘Aw man, I knew I should’ve taken the class, How To Learn Egyptian. Drat!" Jake was just about to give up when he noticed a short man leaning against the wall in the corner of the shop. The thing about this man was that on his shirt was a tag that read: I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SPEAK EGYTPION. I AM AN AMERICAN. I AM NOT MR. WILLIAMS.
‘Mr. Williams! I’m sure glad you’re here. I was afraid there’d be know body that spoke English around here."
"Excuse me? I think you’ve confused me with someone else. My name is Gerdongo Humperdink."
"Nope, I’m positive that your Mr. Williams. You’re the wood working teacher at Thompson Junior High. Isn’t it a coincidence that we’re both here on the same day?"
"Listen kid, Me name is not Mr. Williams it’s Gerdongo! Got it!!!" Mr. Williams picked Jake up by his collar and brought him to eye-level.
"Y-yeah, okay Mr.—I mean Gerdongo."
‘Good, now go get your friend over there and tell me why you’re here."
‘Okay" Piped Jake as he ran back into the crowd. Mr. Williams’s let out a sigh. That was close, who would’ve guessed that somebody would have recognized him way out in Africa. He was a Horrible FBI Agent. Out loud he whispered to himself,
"Fool, Doesn’t have a clue that he was right all along." He assumed that nobody around would understand him, however, the kid sitting at a table in front of him suddenly turned around. This boy’s name was...Sean Graham.
"I thought your name was Gerdongo!"
"AHHAHHHHAHAH, I mean...err...yeah, it is, but...err...That’s my middle name see."
‘Why do you want Jake to call you Gerdongo?"‘You know that kid?!"‘Yeah, I’m from Thompson too."
"What? Wait a minute, is some sort of convention here. How come there just so happens to be a bunch of kids from the same school hanging out in Egypt?"
"I don’t know, anyway---"
"I’m back and I’ve got Cody!" Jake called pushing back through the crowd.
"Ha, Ha, Cody’s here too. It’s a whole Party! Did I mention P does not stand for Sandwich?"
"No, I don’t think you mentioned that" Mr. Williams watched as the as the three boys started a conversation.
"Jake, I really don’t feel---Oh! #$*@$ I’m gonna barf!"
"Not on me!"
"Not on my burrito! AWW, look, you ruined it. My poor retardando Burrito, brought it all the way from the U.S." Again Mr. Williams watched the boys. HE rubbed his forehead. The throbbing in his brain had just gotten worse.
"STOP! Okay, everybody stop! "
"Bu---"
"NO! Just be quiet. I want everybody to step out of this restaurant and you guys are going to tell want going on and all will be well. Okay? Now please hand me the suitcase."
‘What suitcase?"
"I don’t know, I just wanted to say that. I’ve always wanted to say it" As Mr. Williams said this, he radioed a helicopter to come pick him up. Wait till you here who’s driving it. I’ll give you a clue....... His first name is George.

‘Turn left!! Turn right!! Good, you guys actually are not deaf. Okay men, are you ready to fight? Don’t answer that. Anyway, ---What thuh?" Overhead flew bunches of U.S. army jets.
"Clones, did you by any chance kill anybody or show anybody your guns on the way here?"
"Nope"
"Hmmm I---" Hetty stopped mid sentence and shook his head, "Clones, listen here, I want to know.... Do you know why there are dozens of U.S. army tanks behind me along with about 1000 foot soldiers? (The soldiers are not a thousand feet high, there are just one thousand soldiers. The soldiers are foot soldiers. Giant soldiers, that doesn’t make sense. Reminds me of Jack and the beanstalk) No?" Hetty growled, then turned around to face the Tanks. A tall man dressed in a suit and tie walked over to him.
"Hello, I am the Turkish ambassador. We ask you to kindly move out of the way of U.S. army. We have reason to believe there are aliens somewhere nearby. Battle is to be declared. If you want, we could always use a few extra soldiers. Britain and Russia are involved too. We all ant want a piece of the Aliens."
"He, He, just a minute" Hetty turned to one of him men than was standing next to him.
"Yes boss?"
"Uh, did you see these guys on radar?"
"Well...Yes, but we didn’t want to upset you. See here’s what I think. The plutopians escaped from the lab or wherever they were being kept and took a trade ship to escape with. Well, they scanned the area looking for an ally to take them back to Pluto. They scanned for Plutopian ships and they found this one. The plutopians headed here and were captured on radar by the U.S. The U.S., knowing how dangerous the aliens can be, followed them and brought war vehicles just in case they’re needed. It’s not hat hard really, they already had troops in Iraq. They could just move those guys to here. It’s very possible that the people in Iraq are here too trying to get one of the aliens for themselves."
"Ah, I think I get your point. Okay, thanks" Hetty turned back tot he an in the suit, "Yes, we will join you. But, that doesn’t mean we are allies. See that pyramid? That’s where the aliens are hiding. Tons of them! Millions maybe, nobody knows for sure. Let us fight in the name of Kentucky Fried Chicken."
Location: St. Louis, Missouri
Time:
Date: Unknown
Time tiptoed down the deserted street of the great City of St. Louis. It was very important that he get back to Egypt so he could start his invasion against the pyramids. Family outings were such a pain. Just yesterday they had gone up in the St. Louise arch and a tornado hit. All the tourists had to be evacuated by helicopter. The weird thing was, although the tornado had not hit yet, there were animals all over the streets. I guess animal cages in Zoos don’t have roofs anymore, he thought. As he scanned the landscape he picked out a heap of garbage that seemed, if you looked closely, to be shaped in a octagonal shape. That pile, was not really garbage. It was a Plutopian war ship waiting for him to arrive. Time boarded the ship, and was off for Egypt. Are you aware that octagons remind me of one hundred-gons. IF not, now you are!

"Slowly, slowly! Okay, land now! Not to fast, I don’t want those ships broken! Good" From high in the sky landed 7 magnificent Mercurite spaceships. The yellow suited man jumped off of one and ran over to Hetty who stood in the corner and surveyed the landing of the ships.
"Great ships huh Hetty! Great deal too. Anyway, where you want your soldiers. Ogt a bunch from mercury! He. HE!"‘Yellow, suited man, I wish you had listened to my orders. But, I have to admit, you did a good job," Said Hetty. Then, he turned to his army. Standing in rows of 100 stood 1 million men/boys armed with weapons.
‘Okay men, load your guns! Now march, steady pace. Yellow suited man, your in charge of those creatures you brought. We’ll use them to drag the slaves back." Hetty jumped into a land rover and watched as his army marched towards the tall looming pyramids ahead. It was thirty minutes before they started to catch glimpses of the little pyramids running towards them."
"Hold your fire until I give you the cue. I repeat, hold your fire!" Hetty watched as the little shapes advanced down the dirt covered ground.
"Okay...ready....Fire!" The guns fired. They did not make the same sounds as machine guns did however. They made sort of a sharp twangy sound. Like someone plucking a string. IN moments, three fourths of the Pyramid army lay asleep in front of them.
"Okay! Great job, now, hold your fire once more, they’re retreating into those pyramids now. Yellow guy, bring over the animals and break down that stone door!" The door was broken in seconds and the army entered the dark pyramids. I’m sorry to say that in those pyramids is where Hetty started to loose the battle. See, in the pyramids, it is to dark to see. The army did not have flashlight and did not know there way around. Pyramids people attacked from behind and wiped out 99.9% of Hetty’s army. Now let’s think, 99.9 percent is gone, but, there is that .1 percent left. That’s one thousand troops to be exact.
"Retreat fellas! Retreat, we’re extremely outnumbered. Get the sleeping ones hooked onto the animals and get back to the ships!" As Hetty reboarded his ships, he counted his new slaves. 7 million. NOT bad for one day. However, he’d need a second in command in case the slaves revolted. Someone to take charge if he got knocked out. Hetty sent for Connor to come meet him in the meeting room. Doesn’t that make sense. Meeting in the meeting room.)
"Connor, I have decided to make you my second in command. I’ll pay 10 times as much and give you extra privileges. You’ll also be able to hear my plans. How bout it?"
"Sure"
"Good, now, this is my plan. First, we get out of this miserable land. We take off towards mercury to unload the slaves. Then, after all that is done, I have decided to build a new underground train. How’s that sound to you?"
"Fine"
‘Okay, now, I have decided to build this train right inside College of College!! Isn’t that great. I’ll destroy the college and then turn it into a taco store!"
"NO"
"Excuse me?"
"NO."
‘I’m sorry, we’re just not connecting."
"You can’t destroy college of College. If you do, I’ll go against you. College of college is the best college of all colleges and collages. (Is that a tongue twister or what)"
"So, you’re saying if I continue with my plan, you’ll go against me?"
"Yes."
"Okay, well, tell you what. I’m continuing my plans." Hetty looked at Connor straight in the eye to see what he would do. Connor started back for a second, then grabbed a gun form the table and bolted out the door. Hetty rubbed his beard then said into the intercom,
"Guards, kindly if you don’t mind, guard all exits and entrances. I don’t want Connor escaping. IF you see him, well......Kill him."

Connor ran through the Corridors of the Mercurite ship. (Hetty was on a Mercurite ship during their discussion) There would be guards at the exits no doubt. However, there wouldn’t be any at the spots where the ships connected. Connor jumped over a handrail and through a connecting tunnel.
As he boarded the new ship, the first thing he saw was a couple of shapes on the control computer.
"Hay! What are you g---"
‘Ahhh! We didn’t do it! We’re not awake!" Connor looked at the small group of pyramids huddled by the computer.
‘Don’t worry fellows, I come in peace," Connor said as he walked farther onto the ship. He walked up to the shapes, then loaded his gun."
‘So, you like to dream a lot?"
‘NO"
"Well, to bad, cause your off to dreamland!" Hmmm, I wonder what Connor did after he said that. Well, let’s just say he fired his gun then fired up the ship’s engines. He typed in: HEAD FOR URANUS. SECURITY CODE: IT"S HETTY TIME. ARM LASERS AND START CLOAKING DEVICE. The ship rose into the air, and he was free. It’s too bad he decided to hijack the Plutopian ship with low fuel instead of a Mercurite one. Not to mention the one he hijacked had a Miguel on board. That’s right, A Miguel. As in, there is more than one and he only has one on board.
Location: 44 River Bend RD
Time: 3:00AM Central Time
Date: Unknown

On the corner of Fox mead circle and river bend road stood a tall man with no shirt on. He wore no shoes or any other type of clothing except for a white bath towel around his waist. His name was moose, but you probably know him better as......The shower guy.
"Let me get this straight, your name is max and yours is Jacob, correct?"
"Yup"
‘Good, now, is it clear what I want you to do?"
‘Yes, you want us to break into that house marked 44 and look for any papers with the word ‘Hetty’ on it. Right?"
"Yes, now go!" The two boys decided to break in through the back dining room window. They searched the house but found nothing. However, when they raided my room and went inot the closet they were attacked. It sure is a good thing that Max carried a grenade with him. Blew the army guy to bits.
"Hmm, maybe he keeps the secret documents under his house, buried."
"Good idea, be better use a bulldozer to move the house." Max picked up the telephone and called the Caterpillar plant for a Bulldozer.
‘Hmm, So you’re telling me you want a bulldozer."
"Yeah
‘How old are you?"
"80"
"80 huh? So, I don’t mean to be rude, but why does your voice sound so high?"
‘Cause I just breathed helium."
"Hmm, well, okay, that’ll be 15,000 dollars a day." The bulldozer was delivered in about half an hour.
"How are we supposed to move the house?"
"I don’t know. May be you just drive into it."
"Okay let’s try it" Max jumped into the bulldozer and pushed the lever down. The yellow machine slowly moved towards the Makara’s garage. It hit the white door at full speed. The entire South wall crashed in.
"Whoops! I guess that didn’t work!"
"Max what did you do! Now we’re gonna have to build his house over," Jacob picked up a phone and dialed the nearest place where they sell wood and bricks and metal and house building stuff, "Hello, I’d like some building supplies"
"How old are you?"
"80"
"Hmm, For some reason there is a sudden thing about 80 year olds renting bulldozers and building stuff at night. Weird if you ask me. Anyway, how much do you want"
"I’ll take everything"
"Fine, that’ll be 7,945,3754 dollars plus tax"
"I don’t care, just deliver it to Briarcliff Lake." Okay, now, it’s the middle of the night, then suddenly, out of nowhere comes a bunch of trucks loaded with building supplies driving down the road. Then, two boys start building a house in the middle of some neighborhood while people are trying to sleep. Weird huh?
"Did they have a fence?"
"I don’t know, just put one anyway"
"Where’d they keep their fridge?"
‘I don’t know, just put it in the bathtub. IT think it had a shotgun inside it though."
‘Okay, now, by any chance was there porn pictures under the bed?"
"Better put some there anyway. Might want to install and extra bathroom too."
"Okay."
Ah Ha! It’s time for some details. Okay, now listen carefully, about 2 hours after Hetty’s crew left Egypt, Tim happened to arrive with his army. He attacked the Pyramids head on. Because of the weakened forces of pyramids and the complete element of surprise, Tim won the battle. HE lost only one soldier while the pyramids lost 1 million. As for Connor, he just made it through the atmosphere when he ran out of fuel. He went to check the tank when he happened to find a black haired boy sleeping there. Miguel is now sleeping in one f the rooms aboard Connor’s ship. He’ll be awake soon for Connor’s gun does not have anymore tranquilizer darts left. The pyramids he has captured are tightly secured. As for Cody, Jake, and Sean... Well, Mr. Williams decided to bring them back to Thompson Junior High. Jake foolishly told him everything about Hetty and the Shower guy. Either Mr. George Booras or Mr. Williams is heavily watching Jake every moment of the day. Now, the micro chip. As you know, Cody through up at the Egyptian Restaurant. Well I’m glad to report that the computer chip was coughed out. Unfortunately, it landed in Sean's Burrito and is now in Sean’s stomach. Max and Jacob ended up finishing fixing my house by dawn. I’m sure glad I decided to load all my documents onto a floppy and hide them in my locker. They could’ve all been stolen!! It’s also a good thing that I decided to sleep in my backyard that night.

P.S. Nicholas Makara has written this Document. One day while trying to find information about his Pen pal cousin, Jake typed in ‘Moose’ on Google search. A picture with 25 naked men came up. I wonder why Jake decided to sit there by his monitor and count the men. Weird and disturbing. Very disturbing.