Untitled Account

Location: Just below the surface of the north polar caps of mars.
Time: Nov 23, 2005, 2:00 A.M. –SECRET MEETING-
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"Sir, I assure you, I’ll have the goods here by next month,"
"You said that last month Hetty!"
"Yes, yes, I know. This is different though"
"Blah!! Why is it different"
"My base was ambushed! I had all the Gel ready for transport. If it hadn’t been for those Canadian wardens I would have all the gel here for you right at this moment. Give me one more month Sir. Just one more month and I’ll have everything ready for you. The gel and the boys."
"Hmf! Fine, Fine, One more month. Man is it hot here, Hetty, I expect all the goods here next month when I come for them. If not......"
"Okay, he, he, you don’t need to tell me. I’ll have your gel. Don’t you worry."
"Good, Come fellows! Let’s get back on the ship. I think I’m starting to evaporate. Hetty come on, I’ll have you back in your house in a jiffy. Sorry about the planet inconveniences. Earth is just to hot of a planet for us plutopians. Even this planet is a bit on the hot side. Pleasure doing business with you."
"You’ll pay me right?"
‘What? Oh yes, of course Hetty of course. 9,000 tacos, beef tacos of course. Very rare. That sound good to you?"
"Tacos!? Um, not to be rude, but," Hetty looked both ways then whispered into the king plutopian’s ear, " What about cash?"
"Cash?"
"Yes, Cash. Little bits of paper with writing on it," Hetty took a 100-dollar bill out of his backpack that he was wearing over his space suit, "Like this"
"Oh, okay, 2000 tacos and a million pieces of paper like that with writing on them."
"Yes, okay that’s fine, come, I’d best go home now."
As Hetty was flown towards the planet earth, he was thinking. Plutopians are nasty things. They were greedy and impatient. However they did give good pay. Once you convinced them into it, of course. No doubt the money would be counterfeit however, The Plutopians intelligence was so high though nobody would ever be able to tell the difference. The president could look at it and believe it was real. Anyway he’d better start panning his next attempt to get those boys.

Location: Earth
Time: Jan 2, 2005, 11:00 AM -Miguel’s house-
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Miguel was sitting on his couch reading a book titled Einstein’s theory of relativity; it was actually quite interesting too. Suddenly, he remembered that he hadn’t gotten the mail yet. He ran outside to get it. As he sifted through the envelopes, he noticed one addressed to him. Miguel quickly ran and got a stick and started to tear open the envelope. It got ripped around the edge a little though. The letter read.

Dear Miguel,
You have been selected from about 1 million names for a free trip to the Chesapeake. Bay. You can invite two other people. However, their names must be Jake or Cody to be able to join you. If you know anyone by these names you may want to tell them to meet you at Mr. Booras’s room tomorrow...err...Tuesday...err...sometime. Just to let you know nobody by the name of Hetty is going to be there and you are not going to get kidnapped. Nothing dangerous is going to happen either. I hope you take advantage of this great offer, it cannot be given to anyone else. Please do not tell anyone where you are going and do not bring a gun otherwise they may not let you into to theme park there. It’s called Jovan world. This trip would normally cost about 90,000 dollars.

Sincerely,

A person who’s not named Hetty

P.S. Don’t forget, my name’s not Hetty

Miguel folded the letter back up. This letter sounded very suspicious. Very, very suspicious. On the other hand, it would be fun going to Maryland and seeing the Chesapeake Bay. He would go, however, he would tell someone besides Jake and Cody as well. Miguel’s thoughts were interrupted by some noise out side.
"That’s my berry!" Said the first bird
"No it’s mine!" said the second
"You’re a bad flyer," said the first
"I’m no worse than you," exclaimed the second
"Blah, Blah" snorted the first
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Yes, he would tell someone first. Quickly he picked up the phone and dialed a number that is unknown to this day.
Location: Earth
Time: Jan 2, 2005, 3:00AM -Washington D.C.-
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"Listen here Josh, This is the deal, YO--------"
"Do I get a gun?"
"What!?""Do I get a gun?""Well, yes, naturally. Regardless though, here’s what you have to do, your job is to follow Miguel around and watch every thing he does. You’ll be given a walkie-talkie so anywhere you go and anything that happens will be reported to us. Here, take this machine gun. Knowing Hetty, you might need it. Be off now, remember, don’t act suspicious, and don’t let yourself be seen when Hetty is around. We suspect he’ll be in the school by Tuesday tomorrow."
"Cooool," Josh said, as the head police officer handed him the machine gun.
"Please don’t use it if you don’t have to Josh. Don’t do anything foolish either."
"Don’t worry I won’t, he, he" Hollered Josh leaving the building.
"Be sure to keep that gun concealed too!"

Location: Earth
Time: Jan 3, 2006, 3:05 PM -Mr. Booras’ room-
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"HI Cody!! Miguel Called you too huh? Isn’t it great! We get to go to the Chesapeake bay without parents!!"
"Yeah, I wonder where Miguel is, he should be here by now?"
"Who cares, if he doesn’t show up we can go without him, anyway, didn’t Mr. Booras look funny today. He had a white beard and his nose was pointer."
"Weird if you ask me. He probably grew the beard for Christmas, or maybe he got his calendar mixed up and thought it was Halloween."
"Yeah, that’s pretty smart of yo---------"
"Hi Boys!! What’s going on?" Mr. Booras exclaimed popping out of know where. Miguel was standing next to him. He still had the white beard and the pointy nose. He had gray too just to let you know.
"Nothing, we weren’t talking about you"
"Well, of course you weren’t! Anyway, you guys ready to go?"
"Go?"
"Ya, didn’t Miguel tell you, I’m the one running the contest, he, he!"
"What?"
‘You heard me, I’m the one running the contest, so boys, Are we going or not?"
"Well, yeah, I guess," Cody managed to get out. Mr. Booras was running a contest for people to win a trip to Maryland? Weird.
"Okay then, let’s get moving," The man who insisted he was Mr. Booras said. He opened the door to the math room and herded them all into the classroom. Slowly he looked both ways then locked the door behind them.
"Mr. Booras, why are we going in here and why did you lock the door?" Asked Jake.
"Why, well because just to let you know, I’m really a secret spy agent person. We’re going to Maryland by train and I don’t want people seeing."
‘What?"
"Look, secretly, there is a big underground train under this very room, it leads straight to Cambridge Maryland."
"An underground train?" Cody asked with his mouth opened.
"Come on, I’ll how you." Slowly the man pushed the teacher’s desk to the side and tore a flap of the carpet to the side. Under, was a secret door. He opened the door with a key and led the three boys inside. The moment The man/Hetty opened the door, all three of them had doubts about having a nice vacation next to the Chesapeake Bay.
It just so happens that at the exact time that Cody, Jake, and Miguel were taken into Mr. Booras’ room, Josh had been hiding behind a corner spying on none other than Miguel Aguado. As Hetty brought them into the room, Josh followed. He was wearing a Jacket that looked as if something was hidden inside it.

Jake gazed in awe as the huge station platform place underneath the math room came into view. It wasn’t large but it was big for the fact it was hidden and neither he nor Cody had ever known about it although they sat in their desks above it every day.
"Come on boys, no time to dawdle, we must get a move on if we want to get there today." Cody and Jake gleefully jumped straight onto the large train that sat on the tracks. Little did they know that at that very moment someone else who was carrying a machine gun boarded it too. Not to mention that the same person had just gave the police the exact location of the train as well.
The train ride lasted about 2 hours. It was quite enjoyable really. The boys were served pizza and ice cream, not to mention they got to eat as many tacos as they liked. It’s too bad that they couldn’t go on like that the whole ride though. They fell asleep about five minutes after they had started.

Location: Earth
Time: Jan 3, 2005, 3:45 PM -Mr. Booras’s Room-
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"Move, Move, Move! Quickly get that door open!"
"It’s locked sir."
"Then, Chop it open, idiot!" Nine Highly trained police men, chopped Mr. Booras’ Door into toothpicks. They had responded to Josh’s call and were now invading Mr. Booras’s room. As they broke open the secret door hidden under the carpet they realized that the train that had once been there, was now gone.
"Come on men, Get the electric scooters started! No time to lose!"
"Yes sir, they’re already ready."
"Then get on them and start moving, go east towards Maryland. We have to get there as fast as possible or I’m afraid Josh might decide to use the Machine gun I gave him."
"You gave him a Machine Gun!!!"
"Well...yes."
"Jeez, and you’re calling me the idiot."

Location: Earth
Time: Jan 3, 2005, 5:00 PM -Cambridge, Maryland-
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"We’re here!"
"Huh? What’s going on? Why are we in a train with food all around us? Mom, is that you?"
"Jake!! Wake up!! This s not your house. We’re on a trip to Maryland, we were driven hear by Mr. Booras on a underground train!!"
"Oh ya."
"Come on boys let’s go" Piped Hetty. He led them up a small stair case and into a small little hut. A bunch of tall men were sitting in chairs by a table. They greeted his as he walked in.
"Well boys, Say hello to my group of Swedish plumbers. They all work for me. They’re not all Swedish but I like to generalize things a bit. Now you guys go in there and clean up, I’ve got to talk with my crew here about where to take you guys first." Jake, Cody, and Miguel walked into the room. It was divided into three little rooms inside. In each section, lay a set of cloths. The three boys filed into a different section each and changed. Jake especially needed to. His cloths were covered in beef from the tacos he had eaten on the train. Cody’s cloths had the same appearance. Makes sense I guess. Cody and Jake both used a fork to stuff their Tacos. Miguel used a spoon. That proves that it’s better to stuff tacos with a spoon rather than a fork. Hmmm, it just s happens that that was one of Miguel’s theories too. Maybe Miguel is smarter than Cody. Interesting. Anyway, The three of them had just finished Changing when the sound of breaking glass made their pants fall down again. Quickly they ran out of the room to see what had happened. (They put their pants back on first of course) Josh was in the middle of the crowd pointing a machine gun at Hetty.
‘Josh!! Stop, why are you pointing a gun at Mr. Booras?!!"
"Mr. Booras? Are you crazy?! This guy is Hetty! Stay back, soon all your problems will be solved!"
"Hetty? Who on earth is Hetty? Josh, Stop!!"
"NO!" Jake and Cody both sprang into the air and knocked the gun out of Josh’s hands and the ground out from under his feet." Miguel looked towards where Hetty stood.
"Ha, HA, HAA! You idiots, Josh had me cornered there for a moment. Thank you for saving my life boys. Now that everything okay though......TIE THEM UP!! The ships should arrive soon!" The plumbers quickly took out guns and started to close in around the four boys. In seconds ropes were around every one of them except Josh however who was rampaging around the small hut letting out sprays of bullets in every direction.
"Stop that stupid Kid!!" Screamed Hetty. Plumbers hid behind walls and fired back. Unfortunately or fortunately (It depends on who you like Hetty or which one you want to win. So it could actually be either one), handguns are no match for a machine gun. However, just as Josh was about to kill Hetty, his gun died. All the bullets were used up.
"He, He, He, you had me worried their for moment Josh, I got to hand to ya, twice in one day, you got me cornered. Well, now that you don’t have any more bullets. I think it’s time for you to go to a better place. Don’t you think." Hetty said as he lifted a gun from under his Jacket. As he did this, there was the sound of helicopters over head along with the sound of sirens. After that, the sound of heavy footsteps followed. Hetty lowered the gun and peeked over the side of the windowsill.
" Jeez! Move it men! Head for the train, we’re out numbered. Hurry, we’ll blow up the station as we leave. Come on!! As foe you... let’s just say you got lucky today, okay?"
"Uh, boss,"
"What!?"
"What about your tacos, they’re still in the storage closet."
"Forget the tacos, fool, there’s a whole SWAT team out there. Get moving or we won’t make it out of here in time. Now move it!" Hetty ran down the steps towards the station, he was stopped, however, by another one of his plumber men people.
"Hetty, we can’t go down there, there’s a bunch o’ weirdo police dudes with guns down there. The trains wrecked and they’re coming this way.
"WHAT!? Look what you did, this all your fault. Quickly go back upstairs and into the bathroom. Break open the cabinet above the sink and get the emergency guns in there. There’s a couple bags of bullets too. Better take them all. We’re going to need ‘em."
As his was going on, Cody, Jake, and Miguel, stood in a single file row watching the seagulls fly about outside. The shack happened to be right on the edge of a cliff leading directly into a large pile of sharp rocks that stuck out from the dark swirling waters of the Chesapeake Bay. Hmmm, I wonder what stupid thing Jake is going to do. Maybe he’s going to hurl himself off the side of the building, I don’t really know. Well, maybe I do, I’m the one writing this anyway. However... you don’t. At least I hope you don’t. You’re not Hetty are you? Maybe you’re Hetty’s disguised assistant. Hmmm, I’m going to have to think up on that. Don’t want this to fall into the wrong hands now do we.
"Oooooh! Cody look, an eyeball shaker."
"A what?"
"An eyeball shaker. A machine to help you be able to twitch your eyeballs around fast. See, that seagull has it in his mouth." Jake exclaimed as he ran over to the edge of the lookout porch.
"Err, Jake I couldn’t stand that close to the edge— Jake, what are you doing!?"
"I want an eyeball shaker!!" Jake jumped of the handrail and into the open air. Of course, the seagull flew out of reach, and Jake, well let’s say he didn’t fly out of reach. He didn’t fly at all. Cody, well, he decided to jump off the cliff along after Jake trying to save him. Miguel however, stood a good 10 feet away from the handrail and stared in awe at what had just happened. He straightened his cloths then took a book out of his coat. That was when the entire porch blew up. Yep, the porch blew up and everyone on it at the time died. Except Miguel of course, Miguel just happened to be carrying a hang glider in his backpack so he survived.



THE END








Sorry, big mistake, it just so happens that I just got some more information. Htis information points that everyone didn’t die, and every one survived because of a last minute event, except Miguel. This is what really happened. Miguel opens his hang glider and is shot down by the U.S. airforce.


THE END



This just isn’t my day is it. I apologize greatly but there has been another error. Okay, I’m going to try this one more time. Ready? Okay, here it goes.
Miguel is flying over the Chesapeake in his hang glider. There are three more explosions and bodies start to fall out of nowhere. A guy in green underwear bangs into Miguel. (He’s dead of course) There is a ripping sound and Miguel no longer soars in the air safe from harm. The black swirling water gets closer and closer and just as Miguel is about to crash into the water. There is a flash of white light. Tow more flashes appear. Miguel catches sight of a giant round flying disk thing in the air and for everybody not on Hetty’s team, everything goes olive colored. That’s black just to let you know.



Location: Earth
Time: January 3, 2006 8:00AM -Cambridge Maryland-
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"Hetty, I’m disappointed in you, First, your base gets ambushed, then the SWAT team goes and attacks one of your train stations. I think you’re loosing your touch, anyway, as I said before, I still expect all the gel in by the end of the month. Don’t expect us to rescue you every time you get tracked down either. That microburst took a lot of energy from our ship you know."
"He, I don’t mean to be rude, but, what is a micro burst. I’m not exactly familiar with it."
"Stupid humans, a microburst is a flash of light given off by a flying saucer like mine here. It sort rewinds time and erases your memory. Of course, if we want someone to remember the event, we just give the memories back to those people with this other machine here. It only works on intelligent life forms though, Not on turtles for instance, or mold."
"Uh, I see, so, let me get this straight, the police don’t know any of this happened, and Cody and Jake don’t remember either. Nobody knows my hiding place again? The buildings that blew up are not blown up?"
"Precisely, Hetty"
"That’s nice"
"Yes it is, bit Hetty, here’s the thing, Hetty... I’m sick of it. Just plain sick of it. I warned you a couple of months to get me some gel. You failed to do that and asked another month. I, the head Plutopian, graciously gave you an extra month to ge tthe gel. It has now been around 3 earth months and you still have no gel. Not to mention you’ve been hiding from us these past couple weeks. I’m sick of it Hetty, sick of all you despicable humans. You lie, and cheat. You kill each other, I’m surprised you have not started to eat each other."
"Mr. Pultonpia—----"
‘Shut up Hetty, so I’ve decided to end the misery of humankind. On June sixth two thousand six, I am going to end all life on earth. The planet has lots of water that can be used to run our ships Hetty. The energy Earth has on it is enough to support all of Pluto for at least 1000 years. Not to mention we can build algae plantations on earth. We will e come the top producer of algae in the entire Galaxy."
"Mr. Plutopian I really do thing your making a mista-----"
"Plutopians don’t make mistakes, Hetty, I’ve made up my mind, earth ends on June 6. Got it?"
"Mr. Plutopian Isn’t there anything I can do to stop this?"
"No, unless you know how to twitch your eyes around like plutopians can there is no way you can even start to persuade us to listen to you. If your thinking about sabotaging our ship, well, the only way to get on one of the our flying saucers is to wiggle you eyes. Any way, gotta go, no point in wasting time here. Chow" With that, the head Plutopian boarded his ship and too off into the air. Hetty slouched back I his chair and went to sleep.
Wow! This actually reminds me of a joke I read somewhere. The joke was about two men sitting in a lawn chair. Now Hetty is sitting in a lawn chair. Isn’t that amazing? Wanna here the joke. Anyway, this is the joke, two men are sitting outside in lawn chairs. The look alike and were born on the same day of the same year in the same month. They both have the same parents. They are not Twins or clones. How can this be? Well, that was the joke, I’m not sure if I remember the answer though, I think it was something about them being triplets or something. Anyway, Jake, Cody, and Miguel all ended up back in their beds sleeping. They don’t remember anything. Their shirts however did not go back to normal. The taco stains did not disappear and when their parents asked them how the shirts got all dirty they didn’t know because they didn’t remember eating tacos aboard an underground train. That’s probably a good thing though, imagine what would happen if they did remember and told their parents about it. You get the picture. Oh, one other thing, I think Josh may have some kind of mental connection between him and the head Plutopian because during lunch he has been telling the world was going to end. He couldn’t figure out he date or time however.


P.S. This Document has been written by Nicholas Makara. The information has been told to me by doctor Dolittle. He tells me he heard it from a seagull living in Cambridge at the time.