Pizza Cucina

Prologue

Before I start this story. I advise you to take a look at the law of the day.
Murphy’s Law: Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

Headquarters of ‘Staples’ office supply store’
7:00AM, Thursday

Owner of staples office supply store sat in his desk inside a secret room in which he owned. In from of him, was an open cardboard box.
"Yahoo, I’ve done it! With this advanced NASA computer with Pluto written all over it, I have created the most amazing invention known to mankind. With this simple invention, I will be able to make my dream come true. The Dream, in which the entire world population becomes Communists!! It shall be one of his most peaceful times in world history. No big companies, no hiring signs. It will be simply Magnificent!! First, I shall mail two of these buttons to two random people. The ones in which I mail will be modified for one-time use only. Once the lucky recipients receive their button, they shall use and want another one. The two people will read the card which I will also mail to them, and travel all the way here to meet me. Then, I shall make them part of my army exchange of letting them use my superb invention." There was a crack of lightning, and the Owner taped up two cardboard boxes and drove over to the post office.
"Hello, let’s sing a song!! My name’s Alberto and I’ll be playing the guitar as my friend here sings! Here we go!!"
‘Wait! What’s going on? I didn’t call for any music!" The staples owner screamed.
"It’s singing time!!"

Todos los patitos
Se fueron a bañar,
El más chiquitito
Se quiso ahogar.
Su madre, enfadada,
Lo quiso pegar
Y el pobre patito
Se echó a llorar.

Sorry about the song above. It seems that Max Jordan has founded a singing/playing club in which the members run around the world following suspicious characters around the playing every time I decide to switch locations.
Location: Some sort of Slop shack club
9:00 AM Friday
Connor Miller stood at the front of his super Deep Fried food club. He was giving orders to the members of the organization and was having a fun time doing it.
"You, Get me a soda. You, Get me a turkey sandwich. Turn the TV on for me. Get me a deep fried onion. Over ther-----"
"DING DONG"
"Someone, get the door will you. Samuel, you didn’t order more Chicken fingers did you? Cause if you did, I’m gonna be forced to beat you up!!" One of the members of Connor’s club walked over and opened the door. Outside, a UPS was truck parked the street. On the doorstep, was a brown cardboard box. On the side it said: FRAGILE. HANDLE WITH CARE. The man carefully picked up the package and brought it over to Connor.
"Connor. There was a package outside. Here, it’s probably for you."
"Gimme that!!" Connor said snatching the box away from the man. He took out a machete from his pocket and cut it open. Inside was a single red button surrounded be Packing peanuts.
"Wow Connor. Somebody mailed you a free supply of packing material. I wonder why?"
‘Shut up idiot, they didn’t mail me packing peanuts, they mailed me this button." Connor began to examine the red device.
"Oh, well, what does the button do?"
"I don’t know, that’s why I’m going to press it and find out. Just to let you know, this might be the last day of your life. It’s possible that this is a bomb and pressing the button will activate it."
"OH, Okay" Connor, reached out and pressed the button. There was a flash of light, then, right before him were a series of things. A drink, a sandwich, some deep-fried onion, and a remote. Also, over by the deep frying area was a high tech, expensive, Brand new deep fryer."
"Wow, that was cool Connor. Now what?"
"I don’t know..." The communist hater picked up a note at the bottom of the box.

Dear receiver of the Easy button,
I am sure that you probably have figured out the properties of this invention. However, I must bring to your attention that the button that was in this box is only a demonstration button. It has one time use only and in three hours all the changes that have occurred will return to normal. If you enjoyed using this button, travel Staples office supply store’ headquarters and say you’re here on button business with the owner. I will wait for you there ready to give you more information about getting a new button.
Sincerely,

Owner of Staples Office supply store

"Here’s what’s gonna happen buddy. I’m leaving you in charge of my club. You know have all the privileges of granting and un-granting permission of the deep fryer. As for me, I’m taking a little trip." With that, Connor miller walked out of the shack and down the sidewalk towards the bus stop.
"Hello, let’s sing a song!! My name’s Alberto and I’ll be playing the guitar as my friend here sings! Here we go!!"
"I’m sorry Mr. But if your going to sing, make it snappy ‘cause if my boss finds you’ve been here, he’s gonna be angry."
"Singing won’t take long. Let’s go!"

Jugando al escondite en el bosque anocheció (2)
Y el cuco cantando el miedo nos quitó (2)
Cu-cu, cu-cu.

- Lobo, ¿ dónde estás?

- ¡ Estoy tumbado y descansando!
Jugando ….. estás?

- ¡Estoy poniéndome los pantalones!
Jugando …. estás?

- ¡ Ahora me veréis y os comeré a todos !

Location: Switzerland
--Prism base—
Time: 11:00 AM Friday

"We’ve lost the war friends. We have fought for years to defeat the Pyramids, and until last month were making extreme progress. However, due to our enemy’s change in leadership, we have lost. This shack lies on the last of the Prism territory, inside it only me, you warriors, and a box of bug spray. We have run out of weapons and all of our factories have been taken over. Tomorrow at noon, our little shack will be attacked by Pyramids and I shall have to surrender Prism land, just as the Cylinders and all of our other allies have done before us." Tim bowed his head and went silent. Outside, a row of Pyramids stood in front of the old shack armed with big brown wooden clubs. As all this happened, the doorbell rang.
"Hello?" Tim asked answering the door.
"Hi, this is UPS delivering a package to Tim Ropp. Is that you sir?"
"Yes. Thanks" Tim took the package and walked back into the house. The UPS truck drove away leaving the path towards the house empty allowing the pyramids to begin to attack.
‘Tim!! The Pyramids are here! They’re approaching as fast as Fast food!!"
"Fast food isn’t that fast, but besides the point, I know. There is nothing I can do."
"Open the package. Maybe there’s bomb inside. We can commit a suicide bombing. When the pyramids are just about to destroy the house, it explodes!! You know I’ve always wanted to be a suicide bomber like my uncle. All the letters he’s wrote me all about his plans on blowing the United States up," The Prism sighed. Tim thought a bit, then opened the box. Inside was a single red button with the word easy on it.
"Quickly, press it." Without a moment’s hesitation, Tim pressed the small button. At first, nothing happened, then, out of the silence there were as series of loud explosions and flashes of light.
Before Tim’s eyes, a bomb exploded in front of the row of Pyramids. Slowly, the boy took out a fake beard, scratched it, and said,
"I could get used to this."
Now, I’ve got something to say everybody. I’m not sure how this relates to the story, but regardless, I’m going to tell you anyway, One day, My sister went to Dunkin Doughnuts. She got a free alarm clock with doughnuts on it. I decided to test the alarm clock to see whether it worked or not. I tried it.
The next morning when it rang, It shook so h it fell off my headboard and onto my head. I, being extremely surprised, fell out of my bed getting a bruise. You know I could sue Dunkin Doughnuts. But I won’t
"Hello, let’s sing a song!! My name’s Alberto and I’ll be playing the guitar as my friend here sings! Here we go!!"
"Oh, you are? Great, what a perfect way to celebrate. Start now!’

Al corro de la patata
Comeremos ensalada,
Lo que comen los señores,
Naranjitas y limones.
¡ alupé, alupé,
sentadita me quedé!

Location: ‘Staples’ office supply store headquarters
12:00PM Friday
Tim Ropp and Connor Miller sat in seats in front5 of the Owner of staples.
"So, you two lucky fellows are the ones who received my buttons. Hmm, Weird how both recipients turned out to be kids! Anyhow, I assume you want another button, correct." Both boys answered yes,
"I see, well, I’m not going to give you new ones but I’ll let you use the original here. All you have to agree to is living with me. Can’t let you bringing the button home can I? Deal?" Again, both boys answered yes,
‘Great!! Now, let’s clicking!! We’ll get a...secret base on Palmyra atoll island in the middle of the Pacific ocean." The three people were suddenly inside a huge complex on a deserted island.
"A McDonalds on the island" A McDonalds appeared before them
"A special ‘easy button’ container’" A glass box appeared.
"And a taco for me" The owner was suddenly holding a huge chalupa.
"Your turn Tim. Take a couple clicks." Tim took the button from the ‘staples; owner and began to speak.
"Okay, I want a.... New army of over 76 billion Prism troops." An army of shapes appeared.
"A colossal Arsonary of my very own in Tennessee." In Tennessee, a huge military base was automatically built.
"And for every Pyramid base in the Universe to self-destruct in 5 minutes" Nothing happened. (Not for five minutes at least.) Tim passed the button to Connor.
"Gimme that. Okay now, I want a huge electric fence around this base, army helicopters and motor boats. I want an unlimited amount of money in my bank account, and a clone of me to watch over my club."
"Okay Connor, You c-----"
"I’m not finished. I want to become The owner of Hollister and for the current owner of Hollister to be chained up right here." Jake Berry appeared in the room.
‘Hi guys what’s----"
"I want a three new deep fryers, for all communist countries to quit being communists........and I want Hetty’s not so secret base to be destroyed with everyone in it." Connor whispered one more whish to quietly to be heard then handed the button to the owner. The owner narrowed his eyes at him, then grabbed it.
"Wow, Connor those were al lot of wishes. Come on fellows, let‘s check out our new base."
"Hello, let’s sing a song!! My name’s Alberto and I’ll be playing the guitar as my friend here sings! Here we go!!"
‘You guys are here again. Are you, like, following me around everywhere."
"No"
‘Oh. Well, go ahead and sing. But make it snappy."

Arroz con leche
Me quiero casar
Con una señorita
que sepa bailar.
Que sepa coser
Que sepa abrir la puerta
Para ir a jugar.

Location: Hetty headquarters

"Attention Hetty employees. This is the Xonver Ultra Shield sending off a Code yellow warning. Unknown advanced power is trying to access This property. Please standby and be alert for any unusual changes in the atmosphere. If you discover changes, please check the main computer immediately. Xonver Shield will announce when the foreign force has withdrawn. Thank you.
Hetty, just getting out of the shower, rushed down the control room and over to the sub-main computer where the head of security man sat typing rapidly.
"Abe!! What’s the status wit the shield stuff?"
"I’m not sure, anyhow, I’ve booted up the backup generators in case of a power outage. We don’t want the unknown power accessing the System. I’ve also booted up the extra security precautions on all the computers."
"Good."
"Thank you. Anyway, as for locating the source of the unknown power, here’s what I’ve got on it." The man handed some papers to Hetty. Hetty glanced over them, and scratched his beard,
"Hmmm, It seems the waves are coming from a small Island in the south pacific just northeast of New Guinea. Yes, Abe, I want you to tell those dudes in California to have my Yacht ready to go. I’m going to check this place out. Have 5 gunmen waiting for me outside the base. I just need to get ready."
"NO problem boss."
"Great. Might as well radio Amishland inc. And get some battle ships out on the pacific just in case. Send some helicopters as soon as you can too. NO rush though."
"Sure thing Hetty" Hetty smiled then walked back up to his room to out on some new cloths.
"Hello let’s sing a song. My name’s Alberto and I’ll be playing the guitar as my friend here sings. Here we go!!"

"i don’t know. You said u got it from the music store last week."
"I did not! OH well, we’ll head over there now."

Location: The owner of ‘staples’ room on the island of Palmyra atoll

Just his luck. Out of all the people in the world, he had mailed an easy button to a anti-Communist. NO matter, the boy was just a kid. He, the staples owner would kill him himself. Of course, he could do it by just clicking the ‘easy button’ that was installed in his room. (IT wasn’t an actual ‘easy button’ so somebody could not steal it. It simply was a normal button connected by a wire to the main button, which lied safely inside the see through glass box.) However, that would suck the fun out of it. Nope, he would kill Connor miller himself. With a machete.
"Hello, let’s sing a song!! My name’s Alberto and I’ll be playing the guitar as my friend here sings! Here we go!!"

A Pedro, como era calvo,
Le picaban los mosquitos
Y su padre le decía:
«Ponte el gorro, Periquito,
que te pican los mosquitos».
Con el triqui, triquitón,
Una pulga y un ratón
Han salido de un cajón

Location: Tim Ropp’s room on the island of Palmyra Atoll

He hated to do this to Connor and the owner of staples, but due to the circumstances of the war with the pyramids, he had too. He would have to steal the easy button and use it to defeat the pyramids. Tim Ropp snuck out of his room towards the case of the easy button.
As this happened Jake Berry sat in his cell moping.
"No fair!! Let me out of this room, its all dirty with concrete. I wanna leave!!!" Jake punched the wall and broke his fist
‘WAAAAAAAAAAA!!! IT hurts!!! I deserve to use the easy button just like Tim and Connor!!! GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!! Wow, they left the door unlocked. I might as well go get the easy button created by the owner of paperclip myself. Everyone else is, who am I to be left out???"
"Hello, let’s sing a song!! My name’s Alberto and I’ll be playing the guitar as my friend here sings! Here we go!!"

Todos los patitos
Se fueron a bañar,
El más chiquitito
Se quiso ahogar.
Su madre, enfadada,
Lo quiso pegar
Y el pobre patito

Location: just off the coast of the island of Palmyra atoll

"Okay men, slowly dock her in. I don’t want any dents or scratches on my beauty’s hull. Slowly, slowly, there!! Now let’s get exploring." Hetty, along with several trained gunmen hopped off Hetty’s yacht onto the sandy beach of Palmyra atoll. The brush of the forest was thick, so the base created by the power of the easy button was not visible. The gunmen chopped through the shrubbery until they came to a giant 10-foot tall fence.
"Wait. Don’t cut through it yet. There could be an alarm system or electricity running thorough those wires. First, we shall take precautions. Scot, mind pressing that transmitter button I gave you earlier." One of the gunmen by the name of Scot pulled out a small green button form his pocket. As his finger collided with the plastic, a zapping sound filled the air, and all the electricity throughout the island shorted out.
‘Thank you much. Now, shall we move on?" Hetty asked ripping the wires off the fence. HE began walking towards the metal building, that now stood before him. As the tall man got to the door, he hesitated only a bit, then knocked the piece of metal down. Without electricity, a high tech complex such as this one in useless. The doors barely stay up.
Hetty followed by his gunmen continued through the door down the hallway. While walking briskly, Hetty bumped into another man. The man was short and had a small mustache, you know this man as the owner of staples.
"Pardon me sir" Hetty said.
"Yes. Pardon, I’m so sorry" The owner of staples smiled at Hetty then continued down the hall. He quietly stopped at Connor’s Miller’s door and crept inside.
"You who? Connor, where are you little boy." The owner took his machete out of his pocket and walked towards the bed. He reached out and pulled back the covers. There was a horrified scream, then silence.
Shortly after, Mr. Beef and Gyros walked out of the room. In his hand...was a personalized check made out to him from Connor Miller.
"Hello, let’s sing a song!! My name’s Alberto and I’ll be playing the guitar as my friend here sings! Here we go!!"

El perro de San Roque
No tiene rabo
Porque un ladroncillo
Se lo ha robado.
El perro de San Roque
No tiene cola
Porque se la ha comido
La caracola.
El carro de mi tía
No hay quién lo mueva
Porque le han robado
Las cuatro ruedas.

Tim Ropp approached the easy button that lay in the middle of the room. Guarded by highly trained Prism security guards, he lifted off the glass case. Just as the boy was about to grab the red button, a gun was pressed against his head. Hetty’s finger was gripped on the trigger.
"Hold still boy. I don’t know who you are, or what you’re doing here, but I do know that something is going on here and I want to know what." Tim stood still.
‘Well? Talk boy, you wanna know what happened to your security guards? I’ll tell you, They’re shot. Now, speak up, what’s going on here?"
"I---I"
"Yes?"
"Y-your Hetty! H-Hetty I’ve wanted so long to meet you I---"
"Just get down to the facts. Who are you and what is this place?"
"I—I’m T-Tim Ropp. I’m the l-leader of the Prisms."
"Oh, you mean those shape dudes. Yeah I kind of fingered that out when I killed your body guards!!"
"S-sorry. Of course you did. Anyway, t-this is a secret, secret base created by the owner of staples. It was created by the power of a super red button called the easy button. Me and my guys here were just trying to steal when you appeared. So, Hetty. Wanna become pals and take over the world together?"
"No thank you. Now, show me where the button is." Hetty asked Tim lowering his gun. Tim began to speak but was cut off by Connor’s voice.
"The easy button is right here in my hand," Connor nodded to Hetty, "Hetty, Tim, I see you both had the same idea. Stealing the easy button seems to have entered all of our great minds. He, He, I wonder where that staples owner dodo is now. Oh, wait a minute, I don’t wonder. In know, he’s dead!! I hired someone to kill him! Now, if you don’t mind, I want you all dead too!" Connor began to press down on the read button, when the wall in which he stood by, caved in. The easy button flew out of his hands and across the room.
"Hetty!! Are these friends of yours?" Connor pointed to the group of hungry cave man that had just walked though the broken wall.
"NO, unfortunately no. They are friends though, I met them on my way here. See, these creatures are actually not savage humans, they are actually were cannibals. Every day at 5:00PM they turn into ravenous cannibals and all travel here to feast. It is told that anybody who comes near them will be lowered into a black cauldron and eaten alive."
"Ah, so what happens before 5:00 when they’re not cannibals?"
"Well they act like normal people. Kind of, see they’re still cannibals then but are able to control the ravenous hunger until dinner. In fact, I think one of these guys here is the Thompson Junior High School band director."
"I see."
Now, let me give you an overview of the current event status. Hetty along with a bunch of gunmen are all inside a huge base without power in search of the easy button. Hetty also has a Amish land inc. With battle ships/aircraft carriers circling the island for safety. He has helicopters above as well. Tim Ropp is in the same room without any bodyguards. However, he does have a fleet of Prisms on their way to come to his aid. Connor Miller in on the floor with dirt and bricks on him and there are a group of Cannibals standing around putting together a giant cauldron. Now who should enter this scene except Cody an his dad.
"High everyone!! Have you seen Jake, he invited me to come to his house but when I got there, he was gone. His mom said he was kidnapped and taken to a secret base on the island of Palmyra atoll in the South Pacific." Cody Walsh began sailing down in a pink parachute followed by his dad, which had another parachute. (This one was blue)
"Anyway, what’s going on here. What’s with the button?" Tim started to speak but Hetty cut him off,
"Nothing, that’s just a toy model we’re going to try to sell to staples."
"Oh, well in that case you won’t mind me taking it." Cody reached out and grabbed the button. He held open his pants and dropped it in. The three other people just stared.
"Well, I’d better be going now. Did I mention I brought jet packs and a portable peanut butter and Jelly sandwich?" Cody began to fly away with this jet packs. Just then, the door to the room opened and Jake Berry the Plutopian walked in.
"Cody!!! Wait, where are you going?!?!?!? I was in the bathroom, please don’t leave. You said you were going to play the new video game ‘I’m a dodo.’ Cody please!!"
‘Bye Jake. NO time to play, I have to go to my motorcycle driving class!! Tootles!"
"Cody!!" Jake watched Cody fly away. Then clenched his fist. He lifted one of this hands and snapped his fingers together..
‘If you won’t play with me. Then there is no reason for you to live! However, there is a reason for you to die." Jake walked over to the dead Cody who lied on the ground dead.
"First of all, those hungry cannibals won’t be as hungry and anymore, and two...I get his cool red button. It looks kind of the same color as Barney," Hetty whipped out a walkie-talkie form his pocket.
"Hello, this is Hetty to headquarters. I am giving you the command to blow up the island of Palmyra atoll. Helicopters, begin to drop bombs, battle ships, destroy all vestals in the harbor," Hetty hung up the phone, "Gunmen. Shoot the kid and get me the button." As this happened, Tim also began talking into a phone,
‘Hello, this is Tim Ropp to Prism fleet. Yes, I want you launch the spaceships and get here on the double. There is a certain red button that we need to recover. Deploy three more fleets of soldiers to Palmyra atoll. Thank you." Jake Berry stood in the center of the room with the easy button. Wide eyed, he stared at the row of Hetty’s gunmen that stood before him. Not realized what was about to happen, he did nothing. The Gunmen raised their guns, and Jake Berry/Jerry Perry was shot.
He began to fall to the ground, meanwhile loosening his grip on the easy button. The button began to fall, when the floor underneath it crumbled. Out of the dirt sprang a tall, orange flexible creature with a thousand legs. Quicker than you could blink, the easy button lay in it’s hands.
Hetty’s gunmen immediately began firing bullets towards the creature, but strangely the creature did not fall.
I know this is a random spot to tell you something. But I have decided to tell you now. In the past summer, I have for some reason had to go to the doctor three times. The first time was for a normal checkup with a normal doctor. The second time was because I had gotten some dirt in my eye, and it was with a marimba player doctor. The third time was for a eye exam to make sure I don’t need glasses. (I don’t) That visit was with a kung fu guy. Don’t I have the weirdest selection of doctors?
"I’ve Won!!!! Click, click, click. I have taken possession of the easy button, and no I shall take over the word. He, He, HE, thank you Jake for distracting these maniacs. You can see, that they all forgot their schooling. Oh, wait a minute.... OHHH! Yeah, I had a bit of centipede fart there I had to get out. Anyway, I, a centipede, have an exoskeleton. Since my skeleton has increased durability due my extra size, it is rather un-pierced by bullets. Even if it wasn’t, my heart is a single tube that runs through my body. IF I was shot, I would not instantly die, I am a bug. Let’s see, I want all of you in chains immediately. Wait a minute, I’ve got an other fart coming...OHHH!! That was good. Okay, back to what I was saying. I want all the dead dudes alive. Helicopters above, gone. Boats circling the island, I think I’ll just send a tidal wave sent out form the shoreline. The Power can be turned back on, and I want these food places gone. As for Prisms, They’re destroyed. Pyramids, their armies are doubled. You know I’m starting to like this button." The Centipede smiled at the pile of people tied in chains lying on the floor. Hetty, however, was doing something else. Using the built in phone inside his ear, he called Hetty Headquarters. The tall man ordered a bomb to go off inside a random person’s house.
"What are you doing Hetty?" Tim asked.
"I am blowing up someone’s house."
"Whose?’
"Yours"
"Why"
"‘Cause it’ll save us."
"How?"
‘Shut up. We’ll be saved in...3....2....1."
"Hello, let’s sing a song!! My name’s Alberto and I’ll be playing the guitar as my friend here sings! Here we go!!"

Al pavo pavito pavo
Al pavo pavito sí,
El pavito se ha marchado
Y el pavito ya está aquí!

"Hey Lila, who do you think that giant bug over there is?"
"Bug!! Alberto, honestly, kill it with the bug spray."
"Fine, Fine, But I still think it would be better if we captured it and sold it to the U.S. government for millions of dollars and become famous Rich people who have contributed a very amazing specimen to the U.S. research academy. Maybe it could lead to finding a cure for Cancer."
"I don’t care. Just spray it."
"Fine, Fine" The guitarist took out a can of spray and sprayed the centipede. Coughing heavily, the giant bug fell to the floor unconscious Due to its size, it had some resistance to Bug spray.
The Guitarist unchained the Connor, Jake, Cody, Hetty, Hetty’s gunmen, and a few prisms. Hetty tanked him for his deeds.
"Thank you much for helping us there. I must admit we were in a jam."
"No problem. I mean, my son was endangered. Let me introduce myself, Jan Ropp, former FBI agent current CIA agent. Pleasure being at your service Hetty. However, I was actually after you," Tim’s mom waved her hand out the window. A group of men with machine guns came in. They handcuffed Hetty.
"I’m bringing you back to Florence Prison."
"What! You can’t do that...you know what. I’m just gonna leave. Right now. Hetty pushed the CIA agent aside and lunged at the easy button. Although he was shot at 7 times by Tim Ropp’s troops and CIA gunmen, all 7 shots hit blank concrete. As his foot hit the easy button, Hetty Longfellow disappeared form Palmyra Atoll, and reappeared at Hetty Headquarters.

The easy button was destroyed Jan Ropp for the safety of the world. Connor Miller returned to his Slop Shack shop club and Tim Ropp returned to Prism land through the Cuban Portal. Jake Berry and Cody both got Amnesia again. Yes, Cody cracked his skull when he fell after being killed by Jake. Jake cracked his favorite Barney piggy bank when he fell from being shot.

P.S. This Document has been written by Nicholas Makara. Did you notice how the title has nothing to do with the story?