The Little Old Lady II

Once upon a time there was a little boy named henry that lived with mom and annoying sister named violet, at the edge of town. Every day on the way to school he had to pass the little old lady’s jail. Henry hated to walk past that old creepy jail. He was afraid the little old lady would get loose. He always complained to his mother about this, but her reply was none other then "don’t be ridiculous, the little old lady has no way to get out. Besides even if she did the policemen would catch before she took one step. You no what she did. 1, she cut down trees in the forest preserve. 2, she took a wild horse with no permission. 3, she lied to a policeman even when he told her there would be consequences. 4 she threw living creatures out of her airplane without permission. And 5 she flew a plane without flying license by her self. Now there!" this would happen every day before school even though henry would always eventually have to go to school.
One-day henry woke up and his mother was still sleeping. It was almost school time. He decided to go to school with out breakfast and without complaining to his mother. When he got to school he knocked on the door. The door opened and out came Max the school janitor. "What are you doing here on a day off?" said max. "What! Today’s a day off! Who says." " haven’t you seen yesterdays paper?" said max. "No, what did it say?" "Well, first of all, if I told you about it you would think I was joking and trying to scare your pants off. So you’ll just have to see for yourself." He then took out yesterday’s newspaper. This is what it said:





Little old lady escapes
Our most dangerous criminal has now escaped from the town prism. She has done horrible things and now is loose we revise everyone to stay in today and yes school and work is out of the question the little old lady is to dangerous.

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"Wow that’s scary. What do I do? I can’t just go out there. What if the little old lady kidnaps me or something." Said Henry "Oh don’t be silly the little old lady wouldn’t just go out in broad day light like that." max said " Hmm, I guess your right. OK, ill go. Good by." " By, and don’t forget to tell your mom why your back so early." "That’s OK she already knows." henry called back as he started trotting down the road.
When he was half way home something dreadful happened. First he started to hear rumpling noises, Then sirens. He turned around and there coming around the corner was a police car with the little old lady in it. She was driving wildly and when she came close enough to reach henry she grabbed him and threw him in the back seat. "Hey knock it off. I didn’t do anything to you!" "Maybe not yet but if I don’t grab you will." " What will I do? I won’t do any thing to you!" then henry turned around and saw out of the back window 23 police cars with their sirens on. "Hey police over here the little old…. Shut up you don’t you know we’re trying to sneak away!" said the little old lady with that she drove away right into the forest.
"Listen you little freak I’m going to steal me a cake and you are going to stay here tied to this tree. Got it!" said the little old lady. "For one thing I am not a little freak and I’m not going to stay tied to this tree!’ exclaimed henry. "To bad" said the little old lady as she got in the car and drove away.
"It isn’t fair, that old max told not to worry and that the little old lady wasn’t going to be around and look here she now has trapped me. Just then henry heard the sounds of an engine it was getting louder. In a few seconds he could see the vehicle it was just the little old lady. She parked the car and came out with 3 big wedding cakes. "Ha I’ve been waiting for one of these all my life and now I’ve got them!" then she all three cakes with delight. Henry wanted some but the little old lady just stuck out her tongue.
"Why do you want me for?" asked henry. "What do I want you for? Well for catching the ant stupid," exclaimed the little old lady. "Come on we haft to go now!" "Go where? To the bakery!" said henry. "None of our business because your coming if you like it or not! End of discussion." Yelled the little old lady in a rage. With that she took a stick and started tying henry up in rope "we’re going to walk" She said. Then she grabbed one end of the rope and started walking into the woods pulling henry behind her.
In a few hours henry started complaining that his feet were hurting, he was thirsty, or he was hungry. But the little old lady’s reply would always be "shut up you’ll be glad when we get there!" henry would always complain again. The little old lady couldn’t take it "SHUT UP!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. After a little while they came to a patch of blueberries. "I’m going to have a snack, you com’in?" said the little old lady. "No way I’m not a pig like some people," exclaimed henry. "Suit yourself," the little old lady said with her mouth full. Suddenly, henry saw something moving in the next patch of blue berries. "Um there’s some thing over there," henry managed to say. " Ah, it’s just a little wind probably." The little old lady said. "Oh no it’s not, it’s a bear! Run!" screamed henry. " What a bear? Here? Oh no were all going to dye! Mercy! Mercy!" the terrified little old lady yelled. After that they both ran as fast as they could into a deeper part of the woods.
"Are we lost" asked henry. "Of coarse not I just don’t recognize this place. Do you know where Lake Yamaguchi is? "Coarse I do, it’s just over that hill", said henry. "Good, now come on we have to get before they do." Exclaimed the little old lady as she shoved henry up the hill.
When they got to the other side, Lake Yamaguchi was in site. "Ha he ha, I’m finally going to get revenge!" the little old lady squealed. Then took off her backpack and emptied it on the grass. Henry stared at all the equipment she had. There were nets, toy boats, cages, binoculars, rope, boots, guns, cake, apples, rocks, ants, rockets, and all kinds of stuff. Most of all was what Henry just couldn’t take his eye off . . . The silver bell.
There was a rock in the middle of Lake Yamaguchi and the little old lady went crazy about it. She was shooting it, Aiming rockets at it, and saying words I Henry didn’t care to hear again want to repeat. "You noodle brain you stupid animal! I’m going to get you good!!!" screamed the little old lady fiercely. .
When the little old lady calmed down she put some ants in a toy boat and pushed the boat to the rock. The henry saw what the little old lady was trying to get. It was an ant about medium size. It got into the boat as the wave washed the boat away from the rock and onto shore. The little old lady grabbed the boat and put the ant in a cage. " Ho ho, now I’ve got you. You’ll regret the day you ate my cake!" just then henry heard sirens, "yepee they’ve come to save _____Shut up you Dufis!" the little old lady grabbed henrys hand and ran ran and ran. Right when she was just about sure she was safe she saw the police car coming she kept running and almost got caught. If it hadn’t been for the tunnel. She fell in a tunnel and was sliding away. Henry who was not a roller coaster person almost threw up in the tunnel. Of coarse I am not telling you he didn’t throw up. When he got out of the tunnel the little old lady threw him in a bush and he threw up.
When henry finished throwing up he said, "that was the worst ride ever! Oh!" "Shut up it was great but now I’m to dizzy walk any more I guess just set up camp here and check the map." Then started muttering things like, "ok here’s the river and there’s the mountain path so we should go up the mountain to the cave."
The next day the little old lady awoke bright and early ad started up the mountain. Unfortunately the little old lady was not a person that was in shape so she just couldn’t make it to the top. So the little old lady and henry went back down to camp. When the little old lady and henry got down to camp, the little old lady sat down by the fire and acted like she was enjoying it. Suddenly out of know where the little old lady screamed, "Yaw, you stupid horse!" "Hey I’m not a stupid horse," said henry angrily. "I’m not talking to you duffis!" yelled the little old lady "I’m trying to hear something. Suddenly there was the sound of horseshoes and it was getting louder, louder, louder! Then, a grand white horse came in sight. Well it wasn’t exactly grand. It was dirty with a tired face. It was kind of ugly. But henry didn’t dare say things like this. Who knows what the little old lady would do to him? The little old lady jumped on the horse. She starred at him.
"Well?"
"What"
" Get on boy what dya expect? Want me ta carry ya onto the horse?"
" Uuuuuu. No. Ill get on myself thank you"
" Good cause I’ll let you know I’m sure not willin to push your fat bottom onto that there horse."

NOT THE END